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Saturday, February 12, 2005
The Best Butt Of Holland
I sometimes visit a Lady that gives lessons in nude sketching. I’ve sketched several butts. This is the butt of Coco. I believe Coco has the best butt of Holland.
If I offer you a trip around South Africa, will you paint my butt too?
You make these butts look very beautifull, even though they are not small and perky. I think if I could look at a painting you did of my butt which is also not small and perky, I might start to love it better.
And if I learn to love my butt, then I shall be profoundly happy.
Born in Amsterdam, below seagulls that lingered in circles above the smelly canals, I kept myself alive by breathing on. Once upon a time I began to write. Later, publishing house the Bezige Bij published two of my books. A novel (De Blauwe Prins) and a collection of short stories (Alle Vogels Van De Wereld). It may well sound odd to you, but Dutch publishers happen to publish short stories as well. Actually they believe short stories are very hip. This is because we are a small but modern country. Anyway, some time ago I began to write stories in English and occasionally I could publish some of them. Stories appeared in Snow Monkey, Cadenza, Frigg Magazine, SLQ, Edifice Wrecked, Sleeping Fish, NOO, The Beat and in Dicey Brown. Stories are forthcoming in Inkstains and in Night Train. One of my shorter stories is nominated for a Pushcart Prize.
This Blog is about English writing in the Netherlands. This Blog is about a woman who’s bored and married to a man who believes he’s a loser; it is about ghastly weather and lost souls and about the filth of Earth. Just the regular Dutch stuff. If you visit this Blog, take your shoes off first, because you are on holy virtual ground.
4 comments:
Yes, a great butt!
good butt, GREAT color. i crave such hues this time of year.
nance
What's up with you girls? You both kick ass. Ha!
If I offer you a trip around South Africa, will you paint my butt too?
You make these butts look very beautifull, even though they are not small and perky. I think if I could look at a painting you did of my butt which is also not small and perky, I might start to love it better.
And if I learn to love my butt, then I shall be profoundly happy.
Please come. My butt is waiting.
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